Musing Along

A fun social activity…each person in a circle says a small piece of a story, someone else writing it down. You end up with something like this…

CHRISTMAS PORN SCRIPT

Once upon a time, a koala was removed from his mother’s womb and taken to a grand palace by the name of Ogledon, and in Ogledon was Hermione Granger, and all her little friends. Her parents committed suicide only last fall, while shit was coming down right out of his mother’s asshole. The daughters were licking Harry Potter’s chamber of secrets, so he really ran over to the Great Lizard Master. This all said and done, Harry Potter pranced joyously upon the windowsill, able to see the whole town. A shooting star came and washed away everyone’s tears and said it was the best night in all of the years. Jesus came back to earth.

OR this…

Once a knight came from the depths of Hell and wanted to bring puppies and presents to all of the children of Somalia, indicating that it was, indeed, a good thing to be in the depths of Hell until three months later, when it was found the gifts contained Leukemia and it was fine because the world didn’t have as large of a problem to support. Satan rose from the depths of Hell and was strapped down, showing two clear voices of good and evil amongst this town. Was it an army of unicorns spewing rainbows and little unicorns from its mouth?  *large sigh* It was decided by a congregation of South African conch shells that no fact shall ever remain undisputed…Bitch. Sigorny Weaver came to say hello.

Last night was a good night.